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The less educated you have, the less you understand e
http://www.myspace.com/acorvettes The less educated you have, the less you understand evolution or for that matter science. The only reason given for not understanding evolution was that it conflicted with religious beliefs and not looking at all the evidence. WOW that's a good reason LOL
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Created (and Danced) by
Michael Edmondson (Float On Films)
Lyrics and Dialogue
Matt C
Created (and Danced) by Michael Edmondson (Float On Films)
Lyrics and Dialogue Matt Chandler
Music A Twits Production (featuring Chip Kendall & DJ Optix)
Produced by John Sullivan, Walt Ruloff & Logan Craft
Additional Photoshop Work Ephraim Risho
My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D, I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue.
You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle, who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this religious sthick.
Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all
So go ahead and take your pick...
ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ... Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ...
RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine, DD:YEAH!!!
RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.
Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,
give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow, a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.
We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.
What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup
you haters talkin' bull, don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ...
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,
Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.
Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise,
and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.
Hollah!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's smarter than you he's got a science degree! The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD, he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
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I have issues in people who don't think but pursue baseless beliefs. But scientology isn't even that, and I quote from the Superior Court of California 'This sect, under the pretext of 'freeing humans' is nothing in reality but a vast enterprise to extract the maximum amount of money from its adept (use of) pseudo-scientific theories...'
The strategy and tactics video will follow in about a week.
clips from: Starlings at Otmoor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH-groCeKbE
George Orwell 1984
Kursk Tank Battle.
Various video clips of psychotic $cientologists.
Something Fishy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqwdUI6-6GU
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The Day The Routers Died... a song performed by the secret-wg in the closing plenary of th
The Day The Routers Died... a song performed by the secret-wg in the closing plenary of the RIPE 55 conference
a long long time ago i can still remember when my laptop could connect elsewhere
and i tell you all there was a day the network card i threw away had a purpose - and worked for you and me....
But 18 years completely wasted with each address we've aggregated the tables overflowing the traffic just stopped flowing....
And now we're bearing all the scars and all my traceroutes showing stars... the packets would travel faster in cars... the day....the routers died
Chorus (ALL!!!!!)
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55 Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh But I spose we'd better give it a try I suppose we'd better give it a try
Now did you write an RFC That dictated how we all should be Did we listen like we should that day
Now were you back at RIPE fifty-four Where we heard the same things months before And the people knew they'd have to change their ways....
And we - knew that all the ISPs Could be - future proof for centuries
But that was then not now Spent too much time playing WoW
ooh there was time we sat on IRC Making jokes on how this day would be Now there's no more use for TCP The day the routers died...
Chorus (chime in now)
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55 Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh But I spose we'd better give it a try I suppose we'd better give it a try
I remember those old days I mourn Sitting in my room, downloading porn Yeah that's how it used to be....
When the packets flowed from A to B via routers that could talk IP There was data..that could be exchanged between you and me....
Oh but - I could see you all ignore The fact - we'd fill up IPv4
But we all lost the nerve And we got what we deserved!
And while...we threw our network kit away And wished we'd heard the things they say Put all our lives in disarray
The day...the routers died...
Chorus (those silent will be shot)
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55 Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh But I spose we'd better give it a try I suppose we'd better give it a try
Saw a man with whom I used to peer Asked him to rescue my career He just sighed and turned away..
I went down to the net cafe that I used to visit everyday But the man there said I might as well just leave...
And now we've all lost our purpose.. my cisco shares completely worthless...
No future meetings for me At the Hotel Krasnapolsky
and the men that make us push and push Like Geoff Huston and Randy Bush Should've listened to what they told us.... The day...the routers....died
Chorus (time to lose your voice)
So bye bye, folks at RIPE 55 Be persuaded to upgrade it or your network will die IPv6 just makes me let out a sigh But I spose we'd better give it a try I suppose we'd better give it a try
Words and performance by Gary Feldman
The RIPE Community Resolution on IPv4 Depletion and Deployment of IPv6 can be found here
http://www.ripe.net/news/community-statement.html
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http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2007/10/26/no-the-hawai i-chair-is-not-dumb-at-all/
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2007/10/26/no-the-hawai i-chair-is-not-dumb-at-all/ What a boon to productivity!
Read hilarious infomercial reviews at http://infomercial.tvheaven.com
and
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog
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A MadTV Sketch starring legendary comedian George Carlin.
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