I enjoy to destroy small asexual creatures that enjoy circle jerks and short walks in the park. I mostly enjoy allowing them to choose between either a double dose of pain, starvation and Chinese water torture or they can choose to be duck-taped to a forklift and rammed into a metal fence until I get bored and decide to break blocks of cement over what little manhood they may or may not have. I am not all evil . . . there is a third option . . . It includes them digging a hole, some lime, and lawn darts.