Drunken Tyromancy

Tyromancy: predicting the future with cheese
Drunken Boxing: a form of Kung Fu (see Jackie Chan's early movies)
Drunken Tyromancy: a psychic martial art performed with cheese, wine, satire, sarcasm, pathos etc., for the purposes of cathartic & comedic relief.

The Drunken Tyromancer predicts the future with ch-ease, based on the insane logic of our illustrious westerm "leaders" ...

... in other words:

-- IF it sounds remotely sane or reasonable
-- THEN you haven't taken it far enough yet 

... just imagine what you would do if you were a delusional megalomaniacal imbecile billionaire sociopath, hell-bent on global domination ... and whatever seems "logical" from that perspective, is likely what they have planned next.