Oliander

~Welcome to the Meeting.~ 
I’m Panoptic — your boss’s boss’s boss’s boss, the face/logo of Oliander Design, and the one that signs your checks (they’re “in the mail,” according to Accounting).

To simplify things, call me Oli, Oil, Oliander, Oillupus, Boss, Hey‑You… anything you want, as long as you brought my coffee.

Nobody’s perfect — rumor has it the mailroom doesn’t even have a caviar fridge.
But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t treat me like I am.
(Legal insisted I phrase that as a suggestion.)

Now that you’re here, the meeting is starting.
Ties and slacks are non‑negotiable.
Phones down, heads up — we’re diving into News, Art, Critiques, Gaming, and whatever else crosses my desk.

Oliander Designs hopes you’re ready to get some f$#&ing work done.