Crash the Sailing Sphynx

Welcome aboard! I'm Crash the Sailing Sphynx (aka Captain Crash) 
I am now living aboard a yacht.
My crew consists of one human with an impressive talent for questionable decision-making and two dogs: a beautiful, delightfully dopey, long-eared Spaniel, and a scruffy black ball of neurotic energy that resembles an animated dunny brush.
I have appropriately named them The Blonde Sloth and The Deck Gremlin.
The names have been assigned for perfectly valid reasons.
Join me for adventures, nautical lessons... and the occasional maritime chaos.