Govie The Rat

Govie the Rat 🐀

Rats. They’re just rats in suits.

In Washington, D.C., government employees are called “govies.” But here’s a little-known fact about govies: they’re just rats. Rats in suits.

Meet Govie the Rat, your furry little guide to political corruption, backroom deals, bureaucratic incompetence, and the spectacular absurdity of American government.

From Nevada’s political circus to the halls of Washington, Govie takes you inside the rat’s nest, where the Big Cheese calls the shots, the little rats scramble for cover, and everybody’s got a tail to tell.

No political party is safe. No public office is sacred. And no amount of cheese can buy your way out of a good roasting.

Because the thing about rats is, they go down with the ship.

Welcome aboard.

Political satire, parody, and commentary. All rats are presumed innocent until caught with their paws in the cheese.