Old Man Bill

Welcome to Old Man Bill.

I’m just an old guy trying to understand why modern life keeps making simple things complicated.

Around here you'll find short, sarcastic observations about technology, customer service, passwords, touchscreens, subscriptions, smart devices, and all the other things that somehow got harder instead of easier.

If you've ever yelled at a GPS, argued with a self-checkout machine, or wondered why your refrigerator needs Wi-Fi, you're in the right place.

New shorts posted regularly.

Because modern life is ridiculous.