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KC Escamilla (Short for a name that doesn't exist yet but will be top 20 in the year 4198). 

Doctor, retired assassin's assistant, reluctant time traveler, occasional physicist, award-winning procrastinator, orca enthusiast, inventor of at least three words no one else uses, accomplished birdwatcher, co-recipient of Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year, and certified expert at staring off into space.  

She’s the co-founder of the International Society for People Who Think They’ve Lost Their Phone but Haven’t (ISPWTTYLPH) and the unofficial holder of the world record for most alarms snoozed in a single morning. KC also claims to be fluent in Quenya, is an avid collector of obscure horror movie trivia, and (contrary to popular belief) totally not a secret lizard overlord in a human disguise.

Team Edward for lyf. 

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