Make it sparkle, Let it fly

Part tutorial, part gab sesh. Very little expertise, a lot of profanity, and just the right amount of chaos. Every week I will make something sparkle, while talking about something else. What will I make, what will I talk about? No one knows, not even me. Will those things be related? In my mind, yes, but my mind is like a drunken raccoon, so I can't guarantee you will think they are. I can guarantee you will learn something, just might be something completely random and not at all useful.