Peach Country Dispatch

Welcome to Peach Country Dispatch, your source for the most unbelievable news coming out of Chilton County, Alabama.
We cover the stories other news outlets won't touch: Walmart's petition for sovereign nationhood, a 300-pound catfish living in the Maplesville water tower, Chinese genetics labs breeding 217-pound dire poodles, Jerry Clower's ghost screaming in a hot pink suit while doing martial arts on 2nd Avenue, ancient burial mounds causing supernatural construction delays, and yoga classes attended by possums that may or may not have opened a portal to hell., We treat absolutely ridiculous situations with complete professional seriousness. We never wink at the camera. We just report the "facts" and let the absurdity speak for itself.