Anthony Manfredi

INFECTED?

Do you suffer from moderate to severe Keys Disease?
The Key Disease is transmitted not through parasites, but rather paradise. Symptoms may include but are not limited to.....
Overwhelming desire to reside south of Miami
Drinking while awake
Owning work casual and dress flipflops
Staring in awe at every sunset EVERY SUNSET
Taking Christmas pics with tan lines
Relating to every lyric of "It Ain't Easy Being Keyzie"
Having Sandbar friends
Realizing the truth behind the line "It Ain't the Size of Your Pile, It's the Size of Your Smile"
Just to list a few

Fortunately there is no cure, only treatment options. All of which can be found on their relative mile marker along US1.
So come to the keys and O.D. on the warm seabreeze. Let the clear blue water remind you that there is a soul inside of you.
Drink some Cuban coffee, Set a string of crab traps, Know the food truck outside the Monkey is a lifesaver at 2:00 AM.
Listen to Tony Manfredi sing you a new lifestyle and get INFECTED.