Ripsinthe6ix

DISCLAIMER: I sell shiny cardboard to grown adults who somehow pay rent with it.

Certified 151 pack cracker. Live from Toronto, where the TTC late but your holo hits early.

I rip tins cleaner than your barber fades on a Friday before Caribana.

I open packs faster than your plug dodging rent at Jane & Finch.

Pulling heat like I’m cooking oxtail on a PS5 fan.

If your pull’s cold? That’s a Scarborough Wi-Fi problem. If it’s heat? That’s just me, fam.

More energy than a Brampton wedding.

This isn’t a rip, it’s a ceremony. I don’t pack, I bless. I don’t miss…

Follow me or hold this L like an ungraded Butterfree.