The Blindfolded SeaMonkeys

Welcome to the audio experiment of Dan Whammy, a 39-year-old loser making cosmic rock from his MeeMaw’s basement. His cat, Riff, is credited as the band’s official synth wizard. While his MeeMaw, Doris Whammy, is listed as the trio’s official backup dancer. She also brings Dan crispy grilled cheese sandwiches and orange juice while he’s busy producing cosmic bangers in her 1980s basement. 

Together, this unique trio makes what can only be described as Intergalactic Cat Rock: Psychedelic synth-rock with surfy guitars,  warped synths, and driving electronic drums.

Also, Rihanna is constantly sliding into Dan’s DMs on Instagram, but he’s too committed to his passion for cat rock to bother with her nonsense. ✌️