The REAL Michael Fisher

I am an alien placed here on this planet 500 yeas ago. I am here to teach you through the process of not teaching you and making you do the work so that I can praise or shame you according to your intellectual worthiness. 

My real name is Pheter, pronounced Fet-her. I'm from a galaxy that has not yet been discovered  by human and therefore cannot be named as you are not ready for the gloriousness of this realm. I cannot tell you things about this place because I am here to get you ready to understand what your consciousness is and how to use it by not teaching you anything but making you ask question that I will not answer. 

I will only teach you everything if you are willing to speak to me privately and stand as an intermediary for  me between the human. You must never question my authority or my endless wisdom directly. I will determine whether to answer your queries with teachings, with more questions or with shame. Trust that I will  not benevolently form you into my own image.