Jelly Roll Vampire: Hi-vampire adult humor stories

Extreme adult humor. Jelly Roll aka Phillup Christman is up to his old tricks in an attempt to steal Timothy Kimmel's girlfriend's so as to brainwash them into sodomizing Phillup vicariously while Timothy makes love with them turning Tim into a plumber. Phillup hopes to turn Timmy into a homosexual so that after his life is ruined and he dies he can hang around and be Phillups gay lover for eternity. Should we assign a # value for individual worth? "π" Timothy Kimmel Jr