Two Simps and a Micraphone

Welcome to Two Simps and a Micraphone 🎙️🍺

Two old boys. One micraphone. A whole lot of opinions — and not a damn clue.

We’re talking about marriage, relationships, money, getting older, buddies, beer, bad decisions, embarrassing stories, and everything else you're probably not supposed to talk about.

We’re not doctors, lawyers, therapists, or experts at much of anything. That’s never stopped us from giving our opinion.

Every episode, expect:

🎙️ Real conversations
🍺 Plenty of laughs and bullshit
🔥 Topics other people are afraid to touch
🤦 Stories about our own questionable decisions
🏆 Simp of the Week
💬 Listener questions, stories, and terrible decisions

Got a story, question, argument, or someone you think deserves Simp of the Week? Send it our way. You might hear it on the show.

So grab a cold one, pull up a chair. If it’s off limits — we’re going there.

Subscribe and join us for Two Simps and a Micraphone.

A little bit of bullshit and a whole lotta real. 🎙️🍺