TyrocDND

"Listen up, you brave, foolish, beautiful bastards...

For forty-three years I’ve been behind the screen — since the days when the Red Box was new and the only thing scarier than the monsters was figuring out THAC0.

I’ve killed more player characters than I can count… and I’ve watched legends rise from the ashes of their character sheets.

I am your Dungeon Master.

And this… this is where the real adventure begins.

So roll your dice, kiss your loved ones goodbye, and pray to whatever gods you’ve got…

Because we’re about to make some memories."