VALKYRIE ☆ 420

☆ Smug Prick ☆
☆ Podgy Stoner ☆
☆ Dipshit Weirdo ☆
☆ Agent of Change ☆
☆ Sovereign Nation ☆
☆ Chooser of the Slain ☆
☆ The Patron Saint of Proof ☆
☆ Swamp Hag of Starry Wisdom ☆
☆ Brave Soldier in the Internet Blood Wars ☆

Consistency is not my forte.
Subjects & scheduling changes will be frequent.
You have been warned.

I have the worst SEO.

I'm here to drop the pretense like it's the mic.
I make art and I make enemies.
I'm boring & annoying.

I sometimes have opinions, sometimes make art things, sometimes I just vibe.
My apologies if it's not your jive.

Only misanthropes fear misfortune.

TESTIMONIALS:

"Reality Splash Attack!" - Kaily
"She's weird and speaks in Old English." - Brianna
"Wow, she sounds sooo much like Darlene from Roseanne it's uncanny." - Tansy
"You maintained your diffy composure like Dunk." - SpaghettiModel
"This sucks and so does your channel and everything that comes out of your mouth." - Hekate's Daughter

alt: @itsVALKYRIE420