The Floor Is Not Lava

What if a power belter like Miley fronted a garage band?  The Floor is Not Lava answers with arena sized vocals over thick guitars and booming rhythms. Earworm hooks from the glory days of 00's dance floor hits blend seamlessly with the drive of modern stars like Olivia Rodrigo and Lola Young. 

The Floor is Not Lava is a mantra as much as a name. It's a reminder that even when the world is at its most chaotic, music can make you feel safe. Their debut EP, It'll Go to My Grave, was recorded in 2024 at The Hall of Justice in Seattle, with the help of Producer/Engineer Samuel Rosson (Death Cab for Cutie, Macklemore). It is a collection of songs examining the nuances of love and conflict in the digital age, releasing Summer 2025. In anticipation, they released the lead single Morticia on Friday the 13th of June (Spooky!). Grungy with a groove, it’s a rock anthem you can belt in the shower.