Snowball Farming

HEY! 
Music reviews are BORING! 
SUBJECTIVE! 
AND ALWAYS FOCUSED ON THE LYRICS! 
IT’S MUSIC, PEOPLE! 
START FOCUSING ON THE MUSIC!

That’s what I do.
I take a detailed,
analytical look 
at the music of
...I don’t know, whoever released an album this week(.)
and we look DEEP
into the musical features of the songs
trying to pull apart what makes them special
AN EXCITING,
OBJECTIVE,
AND INDISPUTABLY TRUE WAY OF LOOKING AT MUSIC!
But what is truth?!
Not easy to define!
We all have truths!
ARE YOURS THE SAME AS MINE?!

Instead of snowboarding down
a cold, impenetrable mountainside,
we will till the snowy land,
farming it, some might say,
'til it yields to us 
little,
soft,
CHUCKABLE BALLS OF MUSICAL MEANING!
SOUNDS GOOD? 
GOOD!
IT IS GOOD!
MUSIC IS GOOD!
BUT WHY?
...LEEET’S FIIIND OOOOOOUT!
come SNOWBALL FARMING with me
SNOWBALL FARMING
SNOWBALL FARMING
SNOWBALL FARMING
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